WHEN YOU ORDER TAKEOUT AND THE DOORBELL RINGS:

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The moment when someone says a bad joke about you…

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HERE IS MY GRADUATION SPEECH:

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Me the night before the first day of school

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suicideblonde:

On the morning the Oscar nominations were announced, someone snapped a photo of her and her family just as her name was being read.  The look on her face, she said, was “like I’m being sent off to jail.”  Zoe Kravitz says she loved teasing her “‘You’re up against Natalie Portman; you don’t stand a chance!’ and she’d go ‘You’re right!  I don’t!’” (Lenny said he did catch her in the library at his house in Paris, though, holding one of his Grammys and giving a practice acceptance speech.)
- Rolling Stone, “America’s Kick-Ass Sweetheart” April 12th, 2012

suicideblonde:

On the morning the Oscar nominations were announced, someone snapped a photo of her and her family just as her name was being read.  The look on her face, she said, was “like I’m being sent off to jail.”  Zoe Kravitz says she loved teasing her “‘You’re up against Natalie Portman; you don’t stand a chance!’ and she’d go ‘You’re right!  I don’t!’” (Lenny said he did catch her in the library at his house in Paris, though, holding one of his Grammys and giving a practice acceptance speech.)

- Rolling Stone, “America’s Kick-Ass Sweetheart” April 12th, 2012

bellecs:

The Landler.

bellecs:

The Landler.

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Me after 15 minutes of studying

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